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Competition Parenting Reviews — 03 May 2012

Justin Mania isn’t just for teenage girls who love little, funny-haired pop stars, oh no. In our house manic behaviour is brought about by the sight of the ‘other Justin’, the children’s TV one, who loves nothing more than a good old gag or two. Great news then that Justin has brought out a new joke book – here’s my review of ‘My First Justin’s Jokes’ PLUS I have 5 copies for you to win!
My First Justin's Jokes, out now - review on www.mummyratesit.co.uk

Independent Review: No sooner was My First Justin’s Jokes produced from my bag than it was snatched from my hands (note, must discipline about snatching). You see Justin is somewhat of a mega-star when it comes to kids. He is to children what John Bishop is to adults – a loveable, comic genius.

The great thing about Justin’s new book being a jokey one is there’s no preamble – it captures its audience right from the start. Think groans and mega moans (a la Christmas Cracker) from the adults whilst the kids, on the other hand, are doubled over, flat on the floor, crying with laughter. Yes, these jokes include poo and wee which is always a hit with our two.

I don’t want to be a spoiler and tell you all the jokes in the book as I think you’ll appreciate hearing them ‘fresh’ on first delivery. However, my personal favourite was the one about the Triceratops whilst Ferne loved the one about the Interrupting Cow.

There are about 40 jokes in the book and the pages are littered with pictures of Justin doing crazy stuff like pretending to be a Spaceman and juggling a can of peas. The pictures make it suitable for younger kids who can look at them whilst the parents tell the jokes. I would say that younger kids will need help understanding the jokes but after that they are quick to remember them. Ferne, for example, played a game with Grandpa where he read out the joke and she delivered the punch line. Noah was able to remember the jokes completely and could have had his own slot at the Comedy Store!

Priced at £4.99, published by Faber, on sale from 7th May…. I reckon My First Justin’s Jokes would make a great buy for any child aged 3+.

WIN: I have 5 copies of My First Justin’s Jokes to giveaway. All you need to do is write a joke/funny story in the comments below (keep them clean please!) Winners will be chosen at random on the 1st June 2012. Winners will be notified. UK residents only please. Many thanks.

WINNERS: THE WINNERS OF THIS COMPETITION HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED: S DOWNES, C BECKETT, S LANE, T CAUNT, J-L-ASS

Disclaimer: I received a free copy of My First Justin’s Jokes to review, however, as with all mummyratesit reviews, this review contains my own words and opinions.

REVIEWS LINKY: Calling all reviewers. Add your review to my linky below and each week I’ll announce a ‘Review of The Week’ and shout about it on here and on Twitter. Not enough? Ok then, I’ll also throw in a lovely badge for your site with a picture of a horse! Any reviews are welcome – last week’s winner, Knitty Mummy wrote a review about chair covers so this linky is by no means restricted to baby/mummy stuff!
Winner will be anounced next Friday!

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(32) Readers Comments

  1. what do you call a man with a seagull on his head- Cliff

    • Yaaay what a great start Esther! boom boom
      x

  2. Why did Hansel eat all the liquorice off the witch’s house?
    It takes all sorts!

  3. This is a simple yet amusing joke… :P
    Q. What’s blue and fluffy

    A. Pink fluff holding it’s breath

  4. If blue houses are made from blue bricks and red houses are made of red bricks, what are green houses made from ……………….. Glass!!

    If shoes are shoes and slippers are slippers what are Boots? …………………………. A Pharmacy

  5. What weapon is feared most by Knights?

    A can opener

  6. Why did the crab go to jail? Because he kept pinching things! x

    • Loving all these jokes! I used some at lunchtime today and they got a few groans! Keep em coming x

  7. Q. What did the general say to his men before they got in their tanks?
    A. Get in your tanks men!!!
    Q. Whats blue and square?
    A. An orange in disguise!!!

  8. What is a volcano?
    A mountain with hiccups!

    :-) x

  9. What do polar bears eat for tea?
    Ice burgers

  10. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Kanga
    Kanga who?
    No, kanga-roo!

  11. What’s the fastest cake in the world?
    Scone!

  12. There are 2 flys in the airing cupboard. Which one is in the army?
    The one on the tank!

  13. How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
    Pokemon!!!!!!

    Two crisps are walking down a street, a car pulls up and asks “would you like a lift?” They replied “no thanks we`re WALKERS”

  14. why did the banana go to the doctors?? because he didnt peel very well!!

  15. what do you call a fairy who never goes in the bath?

    ‘ STINKERBELL! ‘

  16. How did the farmer fix his jeans ?
    With a cabbage patch !

  17. Knock Knock…..
    Whos there?…
    Atish!

    Atish who?

    Bless you , you do have a cold!

  18. What is out of bounds?
    A very tired kangaroo!

  19. what’s brown and sticky? a stick

  20. My little boy loves Justin/ Mr Tumble, but I’m very bad at jokes, so I’m not sure which one to tell you! I will try my best joke (my three year old loves it!):

    “What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
    Your great-ant!” :) x

    @LilinhaAngel

  21. what’s brown and sticky ……. a stick! (I’d love top take credit but it is one of the few jokes my daughters friends tell me that actually makes sense!

    Or why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball …… he had no body to go with! (I quite like that one and I am in my 30′s)

    been told to add the number

  22. What is brown and sticky?

    A stick

    @hlac1

  23. What do you call a deer with only one eye?
    No idea!!

  24. Why did the skeleton burp?

    Because he didn’t have the guts to fart! haha!

  25. How do you make a sausage roll?

    Push it down a hill!

  26. Knock knock
    “Who’s there?”
    “Boo”
    “Boo Who?”
    ” Aww, Don’t cry!”
    My soon loves that one!!!

  27. What do you call the man who only just caught the train?
    …………. Justin Time

    wahey a Justin joke and a terrible one at that haha love it!

  28. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

    Halloumi!

  29. Hello! We love Justin!
    What is brown and sounds like a bell?
    Dung!

  30. Knock knock who’s there Justin Justin who baby Justin is here

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